"I will bet you, for most of you, you go home in the next two weeks when your members of Congress are home, and you look them in the eye and you say, 'What is your positive replacement for Obamacare?' They will have zero answer."
-Newt Gingrich to Republican National Committee meeting

We were going to attend a town hall meeting in Las Cruces next ( Read more... )

"I'm not totally certain I will get to the moon colony."
-Newt Gingrich, finally suspending his campaign

ROFL!

"I know that you have to shelter under the cross to have any hope of having a full life."
- Newt Gingrich

All you have to do is shelter there? You don't have to, like, actually DO what the book says you should? That would make things much easier. None of that inconvenient 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you' stuff.

"There are some problems where you have to say, 'You know, you are going to have to figure out how to live your own miserable life because you clearly don't want to learn from me how to be unmiserable.'"
- Newt Gingrich on Afghanistan

And the confusion. And the sheer befuddlement of his ex's.

Couldn't happen to a better guy. He spoke out against SOPA/PIPA during debate #417 saying that copyright and patent laws are good enough and that current protections allow rights holders to sue, then he goes and uses Eye of the Tiger without permission, and the man who wrote that song doesn't like that and is suing ( Read more... )

"You're right. I think grandiose thoughts. This is a grandiose country."
- Newt Gingrich, in Thursday debate

"GRANDIOSE: characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration."
- Merriam Webster

But I'm also a game designer and play role-playing games. I'm also a photographer. It's part of the job. But I'm not a ( Read more... )

"I believe if we had a Republican House, Republican Senate and a Gingrich presidency, we'd get amazing things done...We can create a majority that will shock the country."
- Newt Gingrich

Probably right in to a true depression. It would also shock the world, probably in similar fashion. I seem to recall a previous Republican President/House/ ( Read more... )

"I can't do modern politics."
- Newt Gingrich

So what politics do you do? 1890? Reconstruction? Magna Carta? I'm sure I'm not the only one eager to find out.

"I am going to be the nominee."
- Newt Gingrich

And how many sexual indiscretions have you had, Newt? Let's see: divorcing your wife while she was in the hospital being treated for cancer, having sex with an intern while simultaneously supervising the trial for President Clinton for having sex with an intern ( Read more... )

"I want a law that says, 'If you're trying to take out an American city, we're going to stop you.'"
- Newt Gingrich

Wow! Now THAT'S what I call forward thinking!